Million Dollar Idea number 002
I think someone should organize a Dishwasher Olympics. I consider myself pretty good at fitting dishes in with each other and recognizing when more will fit. I think I'd get style points for distributing the forks, knives, and spoons evenly among the compartments of little holding box. For example, I never put two forks in the same compartment until every compartment has a fork. I just realized that this method sort of resembles the aufbau principle from chemistry, and that probably makes me one of the most obsessive dorks alive.
You know, I can't really think of many separate events to include in the Dishwasher Olympics, so instead I've decided just to make dishwasher loading a single event in the regular Olympics. Wish me luck.















I thought of another event. There's that whole top shelf/bottom shelf thing. Not Everything Can Go On The Bottom Shelf! It would be a timed event, of course, and the winning "athlete" will have correctly sorted through the most items, placing each item carefully on its correct shelf. It's lame, but what can you expect from the Dishwasher Olympics?!
I'm like you, by the way. I Will Not have any of my spoons "spooning" each other in the utensil compartment.