Blondes have more fun, because social class makes blonde.
Gawker points out a great NYT article that "will stoke your class hatred" as a fella once said. It manages to drop the name of some elite Manhattan shop or other in practically every paragraph. "Do not confuse New York (upper-case) Blondes with New York (lower-case) blondes," it reads. I thought I saw the letter t in the word case, and not entirely by accident.
